Volume I, Issue II Winter 2002

Effective Immediately

The minimum wage will double.
Dust will not gather.
Tornadoes will not touch the ground.
Goldwater buttonPoliticians will be honest.
Cats will not shed.
All red tape will be discarded.
Pencils have to stay sharp.
The price of postage will decline.
Then we'll all find something
else to complain about.

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